T H E   G A M E
Let's face it. Life is full of choices, and it's not always easy to foresee the consequences of our actions. In fact, it seems like sometimes it doesn't matter what we do-- we're screwed either way.

And thus was born Damned If You Do... Damned If You Don't. It's the game where the only way to REALLY win is not to play at all. The best you can hope for is that fate doesn't screw you as bad as it might. Basically it's just like real life.

Dive in. You know you want to. The first question's free. And if you want to contribute your own scenarios, you're welcome to-- anything where there's humorous possibilities for enormous emotional or physical pain resulting from seemingly harmless everyday choices.

L E T ' S   P L A Y !
Save me now. I want to go home. Please.


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