WELCOME TO THE FUTURE
 Heyyy... Wake up!

It's the year 2001. It's the future. We're living the days that futurists and authors have so exhaustively documented.

So turn off your bio-implant computer, hop in your hovercar, and let's do lunch on Saturn!
FUTURE
BOY
   
What do we have to look forward to this year?
Where do I begin! Let's see...
  • The great robot wars
  • Earth invasion by the wormuloids of Moomaw 5
  • World High Council President Gates assassinated
  • Machine intelligence surpasses Adam Sandler's
  • Lightspeed drive radiation found to cause extra buttocks
  • Damn kids and their "music" annoy elders
  • Deadly new strain of flu resistant even to flame throwers
  • World Wars III-VII
  • D & D and obsession with science fiction TV shows prove to be healthy use of youth
  • Death outlawed. Only outlaws die henceforth-- though prosecution proves difficult.
"WHY?" you ask?
Because it's THE FUTURE!

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